Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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