i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It was confusing and full of hummus
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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