U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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