The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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