Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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