Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Houston, we have a squirter
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
