After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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