he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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