I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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