i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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