Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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