i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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