I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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