a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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