We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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