If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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