your parents love me but you hate me
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
