Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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