i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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