dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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