didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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