I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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