just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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