Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize