We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Randomize
