He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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