what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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