It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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