first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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