My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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