The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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