...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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