SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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