Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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