She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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