walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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