We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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