Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
someone owes me an orgasm
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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