i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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