Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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