is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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