I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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