I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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