you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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