Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have feelings that need drinking.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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