we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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