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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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