He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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