My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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