Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
