Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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