sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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