He asked to "fluff my boner.."
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We are all done wearing pants today
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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