Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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