I'm drive I can fine osifer
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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