thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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